The Pie Stories Are True?! v2 – Halloween Coffee Mug (11oz, 15oz)

Every pumpkin grows up hearing the stories.

The disappearances.

The strange kitchen noises.

The suspicious smell of cinnamon and nutmeg.

But nobody actually believes the legends...

Until Steve watched his buddy get his brains scooped out with an ice cream scoop.

Now the horrifying truth has finally been revealed:

THE PIE STORIES ARE TRUE?!

This ridiculously dramatic Halloween mug captures the exact moment two innocent pumpkins discover what really happens after October. One is experiencing a full-blown existential crisis while the other is undergoing what can only be described as an extremely invasive pie-related procedure.

Perfect for Halloween lovers, pumpkin spice addicts, horror-comedy fans, office troublemakers, and anyone who has ever looked at pumpkin pie and wondered whether the pumpkin consented.

Fill it with coffee, cocoa, tea, or enough pumpkin spice latte to make the situation even more uncomfortable.

Product Features

• Microwave-safe for quick reheats
• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• Vibrant, crisp color printing
• Glossy white ceramic with C-handle
• Available in 11oz and 15oz, lead & BPA-free

Care Instructions

• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

The Completely Unnecessary Backstory

For generations, young pumpkins were warned about The Pie Makers.

Parents told terrifying stories about giant creatures who appeared every autumn, cut pumpkins open, removed their insides, and eventually transformed some of them into dessert.

Naturally, the younger pumpkins thought it was nonsense.

"Yeah, Grandpa. And I suppose they put whipped cream on us too."

Then one October evening, everything changed.

Two pumpkins were sitting quietly when a pair of enormous hands appeared.

There was a knife.

There was a scoop.

There were seeds everywhere.

And somewhere between the first horrifying SCHLORP and the realization that nobody was coming to help...

one pumpkin finally screamed:

"THE PIE STORIES ARE TRUE?!"

Historians now refer to the incident as The Great Pumpkin Awakening.

Humans refer to it as Pumpkin Pie. Monsters!!