I Need More Arrows! Funny Cupid Apocalypse Coffee Mug | Dark Valentine Humor Mug | Anti-Valentine Gift

So… remember when Cupid said, “Casual Valentine Friday is a great idea. What could go wrong?”

Yeah. This. This could go wrong.

Introducing the “I NEED MORE ARROWS!” mug — the perfectly unhinged follow-up to Cupid’s lazy little cloud vacation… where the “oops” turns into a full-blown Valentine’s Day apocalypse.

Featuring a panicked Cupid pointing at a nuclear mushroom cloud like he definitely didn’t cause it, this mug is for anyone who has ever:

• Watched one tiny mistake turn into total chaos

• Had dating plans explode in real time

• Sent “hey” and accidentally started emotional World War III

• Needed caffeine just to survive February

This is the ultimate dark-humor Valentine mug for people who like their romance extra crispy and their coffee strong enough to rebuild civilization.

Perfect for:

• Anti-Valentine’s Day rebels
• Sarcastic singles and burned-out romantics
• Coworkers with a “don’t talk to me” mug collection
• Anyone who loves “cute but chaotic” humor

Pair it with the Casual Valentine Friday mug and you’ve got the full Cupid storyline:
✨ Lazy… ➜ 💥 Catastrophic.

Because when Cupid clocks out early… everyone suffers.

This glossy black ceramic mug brings dark-humor charm to your morning ritual. The dramatic full-color print shows a cherubic cupid out of arrows against an apocalyptic, fiery skyline with the cheeky line “I need more arrows!” — a playful contrast that sparks a smirk every time you reach for your drink. The deep black backdrop makes the warm, vibrant artwork pop. Sturdy and smooth to hold, the C-shaped handle and glossy finish give it a weighty, comfortable feel. Use it for coffee, tea, or a late-night cocoa; it adds personality to a cluttered desk, a home office, or a cozy shelf where conversation starters live.

Product features
- High-gloss 100% ceramic finish for vibrant color contrast
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe
- Comfortable C-shaped handle, lead- and BPA-free
- Printed with bright, durable inks that meet safety standards

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap