{"product_id":"the-pie-stories-are-true-halloween-black-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz-1","title":"The Pie Stories Are True?! – Halloween Black Coffee Mug (11oz\/15oz)","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery pumpkin grows up hearing the stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe disappearances.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe strange kitchen noises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe suspicious smell of cinnamon and nutmeg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut nobody actually believes the legends...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUntil Steve watched his buddy get his brains scooped out with an ice cream scoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow the horrifying truth has finally been revealed:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE PIE STORIES ARE TRUE?!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ridiculously dramatic Halloween mug captures the exact moment two innocent pumpkins discover what really happens after October. One is experiencing a full-blown existential crisis while the other is undergoing what can only be described as an extremely invasive pie-related procedure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Halloween lovers, pumpkin spice addicts, horror-comedy fans, office troublemakers, and anyone who has ever looked at pumpkin pie and wondered whether the pumpkin consented.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFill it with coffee, cocoa, tea, or enough pumpkin spice latte to make the situation even more uncomfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% glossy ceramic construction in black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher- and microwave-safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, high-resolution printed artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eC-shaped easy-grip handle; lead- and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Completely Unnecessary Backstory\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor generations, young pumpkins were warned about The Pie Makers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eParents told terrifying stories about giant creatures who appeared every autumn, cut pumpkins open, removed their insides, and eventually transformed some of them into dessert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNaturally, the younger pumpkins thought it was nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Yeah, Grandpa. And I suppose they put whipped cream on us too.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen one October evening, everything changed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo pumpkins were sitting quietly when a pair of enormous hands appeared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere was a knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere was a scoop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere were seeds everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd somewhere between the first horrifying SCHLORP and the realization that nobody was coming to help...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eone pumpkin finally screamed:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"THE PIE STORIES ARE TRUE?!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHistorians now refer to the incident as The Great Pumpkin Awakening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHumans refer to it as Pumpkin Pie. Monsters!!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67636769063204,"sku":"30229917046634609762","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67636769095972,"sku":"68860090214951461088","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/0535\/0948\/files\/16978431585786551305_2048.jpg?v=1791300050","url":"https:\/\/www.warpedholidays.com\/products\/the-pie-stories-are-true-halloween-black-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz-1","provider":"Warped Holidays","version":"1.0","type":"link"}