{"product_id":"the-count-s-sugar-problem-funny-vampire-halloween-mug-accent-colors-black-red-orange-purple-pink-11oz-15oz","title":"The Count’s Sugar Problem — Funny Vampire Halloween Mug (Accent Colors - Black, Red, Orange, Purple, Pink 11oz\/15oz)","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003eCount Snackula survived centuries of angry villagers, wooden stakes, garlic, sunlight, and increasingly unfavorable real-estate conditions in Transylvania.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1397\" data-end=\"1434\"\u003eThen he discovered the American diet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1436\" data-end=\"1617\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1436\" data-end=\"1465\"\u003eThe Count’s Sugar Problem\u003c\/strong\u003e Halloween mug features our unfortunate vampire receiving some devastating dental news from Dr. Igor Fangsworth, DDS, at the Transylvania Dental Clinic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1619\" data-end=\"1831\"\u003eLook closer and the situation gets worse: fang repair, blood-stain whitening, plaque removal, questionable dental equipment, and one vampire realizing that immortality apparently doesn't protect against cavities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1833\" data-end=\"2025\"\u003eA ridiculous Halloween mug for morning coffee, evening beverages, spooky-season desk duty, or gifting to the horror fan whose kitchen cabinets could probably support their own Halloween store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMicrowave-safe: \u003c\/strong\u003eheat beverages quickly without worry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDishwasher-safe:\u003c\/strong\u003e holds up to daily cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibrant colors:\u003c\/strong\u003e bright, crisp print that preserves design 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